The Apocalypse Is Here!

The Daily Show rips apart these people in the news that have been saying that the apocalypse is here.

Stacy Keibler

Ex-WWE Diva Stacy Keibler sure does look hot. Currently dating George Clooney, this chick has given up the world of piledrivers and body slams for photographers and skimpy underwear. Good call, Stacy.

Never Seen Star Wars!?

So you're getting along with someone really well, both of you have so much in common. You both like walking, you both like eating and breathing. But then—horror of all known horrors—you find out they've never seen Star Wars.

Bird Buggy

No self-respecting parrot can be happy unless they have a buggy to get around like this. Sure, they might have wings to fly about but why bother yourself using them and wearing yourself out when you can cruise in style.

Vicious Attack

This is one hard hitting anti-smoking campaign (Excuse the pun, nah, in fact, don't excuse it, revel in it). Made by British photographer Rankin a man is beaten to a pulp by an invisible assailant. After watching it, you know what? I fancy a cig...

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Car Washing Cuties

Scantily clad soapy women cleaning cars, draped over them like human chamois leathers, you cannot go wrong with that formula! Hang on, what is that intruder? How did this happen? Somebody pass the harpoon, I'm going to put it out of its misery...

Super Charged Go Kart

Whats better than putting a super charged engine onto a Go Kart?

NOTHING

Just hanging out

Jesus christ, get that fat back where it goes. Gross!